Posted by Marilyn on May 31, 2005
Summary for the day:
- William says royal duties ruining my dreams - Thems the brakes Will!
- Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie of York to be confimed by the late Queen Mother’s chapel
- [Padding]
- Prince Charles’ old fashioned views blamed for lack of new housing
- [Insert spacing to make the list look longer]
- Everyone still alive
- [Deliberate padding]
- Mounting costs of Diana investigation questioned
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Posted by Marilyn on May 25, 2005
Summary for the day (actually the past few days. I’ve been remiss in my duties)
- French woman claims to have Diana’s kidney - the ultimate Diana collector’s item. But will she sell herself on eBay?
- Prince Charles speech on demolition of historic houses, labelled “biggest attack on the government for several years” - Who knew politicians were so touchy?
- Charles and Camilla appear smiley in public - ahhh to be a newlywed again
- Camilla carries out first solo engagement and little girl gives her a kiss. Never underestimate the PR value of a small child.
- Queen poses for official photo and *gasp* asked to smile
- Harry still in military training
- Diana conspiracy theories revived - as if we could be allowed to forget
- No mortal wounds or sword fights
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Posted by Marilyn on May 18, 2005
Summary for the day:
- William, the reluctant royal, to carry out first solo engagement in New Zealand
- Paul Burrell to school contestants in royal etiquette for new Australian reality series
- Queen and Prince Philip in Canada
- Royals save millions in property deals for Crown Estates- where can I get a deal like that?
- Charles and Camilla not pregnant
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Posted by Marilyn on May 16, 2005
Summary for the day
- Everyone still alive
- Andrew plans to sell Sunninghill Park but Fergie won’t move out
- Prince William going to New Zealand with a rugby team. Every team needs a royal mascot
- Prince Harry to enjoy romantic weekend with his girlfriend
- Injured knee sidelines Harry from 5k march
- Prince William building future home
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Posted by Marilyn on May 13, 2005
A slow day for British royal news therefore I’ve padded the list by adding extra spacing
Summary for the day
- Edward and Sophie still married - doesn’t anyone have affairs any longer?
- Bets on Prince Harry following his uncle Edward’s example and dropping out of military training.
- Disgruntled former employee who accused Prince Charles of unfair dismissal and sexual discrimination loses her case.
- Lady Sarah McCorquodale (Diana’s sister) might be axed from her position as president of the Diana Memorial fund for Franklin Mint fiasco
- No one pregnant
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